What is happening!?!?!?

23, interior designer.
Spain, Italy... New destiny??
THE MOON!!!!

westbor0baptistchurch:

When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

officialfrenchtoast:

explaining something to someone for the 10th time and they still dont get it

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tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game